WHAT SHALL WE SAY THEN?...

         An elderly woman alighted a bus and the conductor proceeded to retrieve her load only to discover mama's tubers of yam were missing and a regugitating goat peered at them excitedly out of the boot. How would he ever explain his mistake? ...Now that mama claims co-ownership of the goat and is ready to fight any and everyone for it!

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